Ok, ok, ok, we got your e-mails people. We know y’all want an update. Did we find true love? Or at the very least, temporary love? Did Santa deliver us fairytale soulmates or coalmates?
First off, we want to thank all of our applicants. The entire holidating experience was beyond awesome—especially when our dates walked us safely home and DIDN’T try to mug us at the end of the night. Really though, the dudes that applied were gents. Men among men. They opened doors, bought us crispy champ, put their jackets over oil slicked puddles (or maybe they were urine puddles since this is San Francisco), and made it rain with wit and compliments. Bravo men!
So did we find holidates? You betcha! And we have pictures to prove it (see upcoming post). Glamazon Volleyball player found her holidate at Google. That’s right, she googled, “The Perfect Man” and they sent a brand new, knight in shining, tinseled Christmas sweater right on over.
Christmas elf *with the huge rack* landed herself a real Winter Classic. What’s better than a man who can dance? A MAN WHO CAN SKATE. Ain’t no man like a hockey man. He be holiskatin’ while the competition be holihatin’. He plowed other bros along the boards and slapshot a cupid arrow right into her heart. Thankfully, her huge rack prevented any real damage.
So how do you like them apples? We apologize for being MIA since our latest post. We’ve been busy returning our Christmas presents for store credit, getting our yoga butts back, and got caught up in an eggnog detox. But now we’re back. Ready to roll up our sleeves and write the epic saga of what happened next.
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BTW we are NOT frat boys…we are creatives, artists, photographers, party-promoters, designers and THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN TOWN. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if our temp-love doesn’t work out but you guys are cool as shit, you can bring your new dates and come hang with us. You sound pretty epic. Worst case you’ll be friends we call to our weekly bbq’s in the Presidio.
Let’s make people say GIGITTYYYYYY
Asked by mitchumf
A lot of guys have applied solo. We’ll just pair you up with one of them…