First off, we’d love to thank all the great dudes (charming and creepy!) for their emails. We had a great time reading through them, filtering out dick pix, stalking all your facebooks to judge if your photos have been ‘shopped, and selected a handful of handsome, funny, and charming candiates. Seriously, why don’t you guys just sign up for the Bachelorette? They sound way more fun than us.
Our first holiday party is December 11th, so we’d like to make a selection soon. There is still time to apply, if any late bromances recently bloomed and stumbled across our page. So go to Target, purchase a set of matching sweaters, and send us your emails soon! We’re like two Cinderellas and bitches’ have curfew, son.
Ps. We’ve already gone out and met some of our applicants. We had a fuckin’ blast. Look ma, we didn’t get roofied or murdered. Huzzah.